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A WOMAN WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL SHE GETS A HUSBAND.
A MAN NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE GETS A WIFE.
TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN,
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND HIM A LOT AND LOVE HIM A LITTLE.
TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMAN,
YOU MUST LOVE HER A LOT & TRY NOT TO UNDERSTAND HER AT ALL.
A WOMAN MARRIES A MAN EXPECTING HE WILL CHANGE, BUT HE DOESN'T.
A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN EXPECTING THAT SHE WON'T CHANGE, AND SHE DOES.
A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND.
A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A MAN.
A MAN WILL PAY $2 FOR A $1 ITEM HE NEEDS.
A WOMAN WILL PAY $1 FOR A $2 ITEM THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED.
A WOMAN HAS THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT.
ANYTHING A MAN SAYS AFTER THAT, IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ARGUMENT.
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